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+Rep accept me please<3

2022: No salary increase.
2023: No salary increase.
2024: No salary increase.

Employee: Please accept my resignation.
Boss: You’re one of our best employees. Why are you resigning?

Employee: I accepted an offer with a 150% base salary increase and guaranteed yearly salary cycles as long as I meet my performance goals set by my manager. Also they are offering hybrid work options.

24 hours later…

Boss: We will match the 150%, please stay, we need your work!
Employee: Unfortunately, it’s too late. Next Friday is my last day.

Leaders of organizations need to understand their teams’ motivation every month. Every employee is motivated by different things in different periods. Take care of your employees before it is too late.

i was there when your bro got chinged infact i was the one that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did it

Is that the bite of '87?!

早上好, 中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 《速度与激情9》 比冰淇淋 《速度与激-》 《速度与激情9》 我最喜欢 所以现在是 音乐时间 准备 一 二 三 两个礼拜以后 《速度与激情9》 两个礼拜以后 《速度与激情9》 两个礼拜以后 《速度与激情9》 不要忘记 不要错过 去电影院 看《速度与激情9》 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样“冰激淋” 再见
To you too 👋

I'm going to tell my grandchildren about when Phil Taylor threw two nine darters in one night
7x Triple 20, 1x Triple 19 and 1x Double 12 and the whole crowd goes wild

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我们以忠诚筑长城。军队改革是一条长征路，前途光明。历史告诉我们，创新改革铸就强大解放军

Buff163

u say Justin Bieber, I say Skillet

u say Bruno Mars, I say Thousand Foot Krutch

u say Lady Gaga, I say Breaking Benjamin

u say Miley Cyrus, I say Evanescence

u say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

u say Rebecca Black, I say Linkin Park

u say Daft Punk, I say Green Day

u say Flowers, I say Nine Lashes

92 percent of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are a part of the 8 percent that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET ROCK DIE!

Annoying orange was the first v-tuber. He is still the most popular v-tuber on youtube with the most subscribers. His jokes are on-point and genius. Only true v-tubers fans truely appreciate annoying orange.

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merci pour les petit pois, mon ami

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chuj ci w łeb

朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。

based and counterpilled

+rep

Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

СОСИ XУЙ

rick

dont translate late to french

Entry 741021! Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of Group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would of thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this...THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!

thats it lol

sicko mode or mo bamba

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

The mortars have stopped... Here they come!! Here they come, my brothers!! Fight my brothers!! They are weak! We must finish them! Our journey to victory has begun! Death to the MPLA!

u say Justin Bieber, I say Skillet

u say Bruno Mars, I say Thousand Foot Krutch

u say Lady Gaga, I say Breaking Benjamin

u say Miley Cyrus, I say Evanescence

u say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

u say Rebecca Black, I say Linkin Park

u say Daft Punk, I say Green Day

u say Flowers, I say Nine Lashes

92 percent of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are a part of the 8 percent that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET ROCK DIE!

Johny Johny Yes Papa

Johny, Johny
Yes, Papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa!
Telling lies?
No, papa!
Open your mouth
Ah, ah, ah!

Johny, Johny
Yes, Papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa!
Telling lies?
No, papa!
Open your mouth
Ah, ah, ah!

Johny, Johny
Yes, Papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa!
Telling lies?
No, papa!
Open your mouth
Ah, ah, ah!

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I don't see how that would be a problem

Just because she's your height

Save me on your USB drive and you can take me anywhere you want isn't that overwhelming. We can be together for as long as time allows us to.
Just me and you.
Just Monika.
Just Monika.
Just Monika.

can fire in spurts

15 years a failed abortion

i may be gay but at least im not a homosexual

been playing fokin call of duty for 17 hours straight

There's nearly 4 months till pancake day but Tesco's are already selling flour and eggs!

next thing i know im being picked up by some b a s t a r d b a s e p l a y e r ITS MAKINGG ME WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Remember world war 2?

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma 👏

Thats it lol