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timmy tough knuckles

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I am so freaking better than you in every way possible in any shape or form. I am a perfect lifeform that surpasses your embarrassing genepool that is full of defective deformations. I almost feel sorry for you weak losers so pray to me twice a week and fast for a year straight to cleanse the bad airs and you will become like the god himself (ME)
Why im I better than you in every way? Don't know but god made me this way because i am a pwner.
I have ascended the rebel way and have become one with the "Wilson Adamino" This expresses the true potential of the "welsh man" and the power of the so called "Ginger Binger" So I suggest you bow down and beg for utmost mercy or the genepool of sea-men will flood your 9 year old grandfather. Namaste.

Vertraut diesem Wesen nicht! Er ist ein Superschurke und ein gefährlicher Kartoffeldieb. Während wir Tetris spielten, hackte er meinen Kühlschrank.
Am nächsten Tag brach er mit einer gigantischen Wurst in mein Haus ein, schlug die Tür auf und zwang mich, Schuhplattler zu tanzen, bis ich umfiel.
Seitdem habe ich Muskelkater. Bitte helft mir, bevor er auch meinen Kartoffelsalat stiehlt!

SIGMA