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If I were to describe my experience with this game in one word, the word would be 'shame'.
This series, which I wanted to review during covid for fun, has left me with a shameful realization: I was and still am alone.

Why did I buy the whole series? I don't know. I do, actually, or at least, I try telling myself that I did this all for a joke, for my own amusement and for the amusement of others, sharing this experience with everyone.
But deep down, I bought this game because back then, I was so intrigued and lacking so much physical affection that I resorted to digital girls.
The only way for me to justify doing so was by giving it a secondary, comedic reason, as to not seem as lonely as I was.

My soul was crushed, my heart was empty and my physical health was deteriorating. Coming back to this, I'm reminded of the dark place I used to be in, the depths of my loneliness which led ultimately to the purchase of this whole franchise.
I'm reminded of the sad, helpless mentality that I once had, and still somewhat have. I yielded to digital pornography, and it knighted me as a lone friendless and mildly depressed servant, a slave to my own desires, a little animal that can't grasp the sheer size of the pornographic cage I trapped myself in, and forced to consume its contents.

Covid was a dark time, but realizing the darkness I had in my when I purchased all these games, the money I spent, the hours I lost, the friends I once had. I realized something. In the pursuit of fulfilling my earthly, monkey brain desires, I lost a part of me, my identity, to this series.

A joke can only go so far till it's too much, and I only realize now that this wasn't funny to begin with, it never was.
The money I spent can be brought back, thankfully, but the time, never.
I'll live my life wondering what I could've done instead of this game, maybe in a past life I would have never even known of this series, maybe in a past life I would've been happier, felt more accomplished, been the author of my life unbothered by primitive desire. But not in this life.

Reality kicks in, and I realize the preparation that went into buying these games, the installation, the disk space, the money, the time, the closing of all my tabs and the effort to complete the whole game. I realize and wonder, was it ever worth it?
No, not for a joke, not to complete a needless desire and certainly not to feel more social.
My last review was supposedly my magnum opus, at least that's what I felt back in the day, but this review will be my parvulum opus.

I'm partially glad I found this series though, because it made me realize how deep I was in my pit of loneliness and despair, my dire need to fulfill my primitive desire and need for comedic validation by others.
Only I wish it wouldn't have taken me as much time and money to realize it.

I got this game for free from a friend who bought a Geforce RTX laptop and I still feel scammed

The game is stunning, very accurate and to be quite frank, one of my personal favorites.

It took around 45 minutes to finish one play through, what began as a joke started to become an obsession, I fell in love with the game and the characters.

Once I opened the game I was greeted immediately by the Fuhrer, a good looking female version and historically accurate representation of Hitler.

I proceeded to click on story mode, with low expectations, which looking back to now seemed like a foolish mistake.

Once loaded in, I was immediately submersed in a rich world filled with great characters, the first character I met was the Fuhrer,
It's starts with her showing you her newest painting, Fuhrer starts talking about her love of art, and how she wants to enter the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.

Once the dialogue finishes, you're put in a simplistic match 3 game, where you have to match and line up 3 pieces in order to gain points, these points help you advance and gain a closer connection with whomever is standing on the right side of the game, usually being the Fuhrer or Helga.

The Fuhrer proceeds to talk about her plans, wanting to discuss them in her room, she takes you with her.
You have two options but both of them will lead to the same result: You going to her room.
Once in her room, she immediately talks about Helga (who's sleeping).
By playing multiple times, both options lead to her waking up.

After some more flirting and playing the Fuhrer gives you 4 options:
- Build a secret base in Antarctica
- Build a secret base in Argentina mountains
- Build a secret base on the Moon
- Invade Poland (Not available, at least not in my play through)

Out of these options, she has a problem with most of them except the Moon, so I proceeded by taking the moon option.
After choosing the moon, you spend the night in their room.

You wake up to Helga telling you to move, after that, you end up in the forest.

After Helga states her opinions on the whole Moon plan and more games you end up in a cave, where you group up again with the Fuhrer.

Helga seems to be more pessimistic, asking and saying that the Moon base is useless and doesn't benefit the war at all, where as the Fuhrer is more optimistic and just thinks it's a cool idea with no regard for logic or reason.

You go back to the forest, and whilst speaking to Helga, the Fuhrer looks for a secret hatch.

She tells you that you have to entertain them throughout the flight, you get 2 options.
- Fine
- I am an American spy. God Save The Queen!

Same as basically all the other options, the choice you make doesn't matter because either way you're going to the Moon.

Afterwards, you find yourself in the space base, Helga is surprised it worked and the Fuhrer just wants to paint and play board games with you.

Here's the strange part: The girls suddenly disappear and all you're left with is her art sketch from the beginning, even though there's a card on the right side of the game instead of a girl, you can still gain the card's love.
This, in my opinion, is the best part of the game.

Though I can't replay this part for some reason, the game ends with you sacrificing yourself by keeping the Fuhrer and Helga company in the Moon base, essentially saving the world.
The game ends with you and the art sketch.

Conclusion: This game is filled with lore, good characters and amazing gameplay, it's definitely worth it.
I don't know if the limited options were just because of my play through or the fact that I wasn't playing in Girls Mode but good nonetheless.

This is a Meme Machine!