s o l i d gold bars, JUST like from Looney Toons.

You wanna start up a nonprofit…and grant yourself SIX figure salaries.


You wanna be safe ? Build a bomb shelter.


You want safe? AK-47 automatic assault rifle, house RIGGED with live grenades, and sawed off shotguns…other than that, you ain’t safe.


Hey, you wanna get high? Drink tap water…


You wanna go to college? Get a really good degree. Get a few degrees, but just stick with one: psychology and sociology, the two HARDEST sciences there are. Facts only when you come through that door.


You wanna be safe? Smoke cigarettes or cigars…because they keep the blood flowing when the body starts to shuts down.


I hope you’re backing up your data… Someone's backing it up…and it ain’t you…


You go to monster dot com, you’ll be a monster…