July's Proctologist
United States


Announcement, for the citizens of Steam; I will no longer be accepting friend requests from private profiles for ease of driving off phishers.

Attention, people of the Steamyverse. I know you all love me, and want to be a part of my magnificent afterlife. But I warn you here and now;

I have decided that I will not keep new friends who do not introduce themselves. There is a good chance I will not accept your friend request if your profile is empty. For instance, if I have accepted your friend request, and you find my handcrafted Icon sexually attractive, and introduce yourself I will keep you on my friends list. Rest assured, I am not one to slam the door in someone's face, for I am a man of reason.

For those of you with more especially peculiar needs, you might wish to refer to this sheet;


Please return to your respective lives and housewives.


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Valentine's Void the Indolant: Would you like to hear
Valentine's Void the Indolant: A Joek?
Urso: I was just about to go to bed.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: It's a spooky joke.
Urso: Go ahead.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: You know how everyone who's ever lived
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Has said "Still a better love story than twilight"
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About literally everything?
Urso: Yeah?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: So, I was talking to a friend
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About my favorite creepypasta.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Guess what he has to say about it?
Urso: What?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: "Still fatter than the Slenderman."
Urso: Hm.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: How'd I do?
Urso: I get it but it's not as funny as I thought. ^^
Urso: then again, I'm quite sleepy
Valentine's Void the Indolant: >;3
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Success!
Urso: I'm off to bed, see you.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: SEE YOU IN YO NITE MARES
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plansci [ζ] Jan 26 @ 5:53am 
+rep gave hmself rep
July's Proctologist Sep 17, 2017 @ 5:53pm 
+rep, gave rep
Batman | Buying Quicksells! Sep 17, 2017 @ 5:52pm 
+rep hepled me
im up too no good again Aug 25, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
5/4 pretty good service!!!!!!11 ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★

this nigga roight here brought me into to the new right away XDDD. :3 he rolplayed with me and we were both anime nekos ;333 xdddddDDD and we did real kool cutie things then after that he played with me and we did cool anime things (im nawt a weabao im an otakiu) and i love anime and so does he so i met him in real life and omg he was a kaiwaii niggasaki hiroshima cutie and his fedora was fucking amazing and his double chin made me wet
July's Proctologist Jun 29, 2017 @ 10:21pm 
I'm more of a talker than a player, but if you see anything we both play, feel free to ask for help.
Pr.Jitterskull - best bug fixer Jun 29, 2017 @ 10:20pm 
what you even play? I doubt we can even play together.