> be me
> hear about if you drink the sauce you have crazy astral projection
> drink 5 oz of it
> go to sleep
> entered the astral realm
> meet lea and perrins themselves
> they present me a steak
> wake up due to hearing parents have loud sex

> be me
> out scootering with my friends
> go to the bath room
> find a cup of odd, brown liquid
> remember posts on fringe about witches brew and potions
> drink it
> oh ♥♥♥♥, its Lea & perrins worcestershire sauce
> i go onto astral project
> in the strange realms
> see lea and perrins
> they hand me a nice rump roast
> my friends wake me up