Who's Bophades you ask? Well, you may have heard the story of Achilles, it is a pretty well known one. The story of Achilles is that as a mere baby, he was dipped in the River Styx, which grants invulnerability to any part of the body it touches. Achilles, however, was held by his heel when he was dipped, which made his heel his only weakness. At the Battle of Troy, Achilles was shot in the heel with an arrow and it killed him. That's why many people refer to their biggest weakness as their "Achilles heel". Well Bophades was a lot like Achilles, but he was dipped in the Styx while being held by his, believe it or not, crotch. This means that Bophades had only one weakness, his genitals. So, you've heard of Achilles heel, but have you heard of Bophades Nuts! didn't even see it coming ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot


For those of you fellows who played Garry's Mod with me a long time ago, my former name was Hippobottomjeans