Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
ㅤ* Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!