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Hallowed be thy vac-ban.
Thy skins be gone, thy IDs undone,
On Steam as it is in purgatory.
Grant me this day my daily wallbang,
Forgive my R8 one-taps,
As I forgive those who pre-fire me.
Lead me not into overwatch,
But deliver me from derankers.
For thy headshots, thy flicks, and thy clutch plays are eternal.
Oh Lord of RNG, I have sinned.
Through AWP wallbangs and scout midair headshots,
Through the flick of my wrist and the spin of my aim,
I chose victory over the sanctity of my skins.
My precious Karambit, my Stattrak AK,
The genuine pins I flaunted, the OG Steam ID I cherished,
All gone for the thrill of a 16-0.
I beseech thee, o patron saint of VAC,
To forgive my semiraging ways,
For I knew not the value of my inventory,
Only the sweet taste of a Deagle one-tap.
Amen.
im really just a nice guy
im really just a nice guy