what's the matter baby? jeez do I always have to come give you hugs? so are you going to tell me what's going on or why I'm going to have to pry it right out of you no baby? I think you're beautiful I think you're smart and I don't think you're useless I promise. if somebody told you that just forget them anyway, she probably just wants to be your girlfriend or something or maybe she's just jealous that you're absolutely perfect at least that's what I think so that's the only thing that matters because I love you. I love you so much so tell me about your day, did you do anything fun, anything exciting? hey why do you still look so worried and sad is there anything I can do to make you feel better other than, you know the occasional hug, maybe a guess or two. is there anything else you're so cute you know it's fine if that's what you want I can sit here and you stay in my lap until you feel better okay?

wait no no no we dont have to check. we dont have to check we can keep playing, we can keep playing. i can ignore it. i can ignore it, we can have fun together, and then we can cuddle in bed and then you can call me a good boy and pat my head and and say how much you love me and then we can go out for groceries the next day and then buy some delicious sweets and make some baked goods as when we get home we can adopt a cat or two and maybe a dog too and we'll name them bozo and dorito and then we can play some games together on the, i can teach you how to play league of legends and then you can hold me again in bed and and and

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