Recent reviews by gort

random citizen destroys city faster than gordon freeman (real)

shrimply perfect if you want a sandbox game or if you want to take your anger out on a small town for not liking the traffic with a meteor.

i havent even played this game but it says i have for 6 hours, very nice, probably install time.

I love it, its pretty good, but you gotta stay up late unless you want the russians to take over the servers, jeez.

10/10 loved the pizza-making level, really makes you think like a chef. you really need to make so many pizzas though, i'd scale it down on the numbers of the customers but this was really good chef game, the music especially was fantastic!.

this game felt like overdosing on adrenaline while driving a wheelchair in a race (trust me, i would know)

short gaem , veriopo short, b ujt free and pretty :) is gud

at first, i was confused, now im driving up to some canibal's house with a 357 magnum to shoot him in the head and take his oil. truly the american dream

if you play it bear bones then you're better off playing the Goldsource version AKA Half-Life. But if you're willing to mod this game then this becomes pretty noice.

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Is a very repetitive game. Honestly 5 hours of Jumping and Elevators was truly awful, However for some reason Steam the online Videogame distribuitor Doesnt let me give a Thumbs down, Weird. The narrator is also Completely gone for some Reason.