I go out into the woods and sit naked in a pile of leaves sometimes. Why do I do this? Because I am sexually attracted to leaves. I take them and rub them against my testicles and jack off into them. When I feel the leaves against my genitals I get this sensation that mother Earth is gently sucking them with her smooth, leafy mouth. I find different spots out here in the woods to sit and sometimes I even rub my ♥♥♥♥ against trees, or rub sticks in the crack of my ass. Moss is really nice, too. And dirt. I asked my mom if I had any sort of attachment to plants as a kid but she said she didn't recall anything like that. One time I rubbed my ♥♥♥♥ against a tree when I was like 11 and I think maybe I got this fetish through that experience. I only started doing this recently. Why? I don't know.

Greetings and good day. Hope all is well. In response to your previous inquiry, I do ocassionally partake in leisurely video game entertainment. Perhaps one day we can share some fond video game memories together to retell our imaginary children. For now I wish that you have a wonderful month of March. Stay warm, it is quite cold.

Wow, what a guy. What a Rory.