Tried to force my special needs cousin to eat banana pudding, maybe for a sexual reason? Other than that pretty chill guy, just don't get him started on 17th century Italian politics.

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+rep funny and a pro

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looking for trade ups trade me

You kinda cute, sad your maidenless.

Hello again, you never got back to me about your "Lord of the Rings(TM): War in the North (TM)" manual for the Xbox 360. Is it still for sale? I am willing to pay above market value for the item if its in good condition.

Hi, i am interested in purchasing your Lord of the Rings(TM): War in the North(TM) manual for the xbox 360.

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Oh the irony

Tull trained for the bar, to which he was called in 1699. But for the next 10 years he chose to operate his father’s farm in Oxfordshire, on which about 1701 he perfected a horse-drawn seed drill that economically sowed the seeds in neat rows. This was a notable advance over the usual practice of scattering the seeds by hand.

we`re whalers on the moon. we carry our harpoon, but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whale-ing tune

Smells like garlic bread

Cool guy and all but sometimes makes random cow noises for no apparent reason. should seek medical attention.

Have you ever been inside a tank?

Volksgrenadiers are on ze line

that was beautiful

enjoy your garlic bread

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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

It looks like the start of the 4th riech in this chat

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LOVE YOU TOO

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STOP HARASSING

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