TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

KILL BUGS.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows
1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
3x Backdoor Sluts 9
1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
6x Extra small condoms
5x Bananas
1x Dayz Hat Pack
2x Subscription to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s Minecraft stream
1x Call Of Duty Ultra Collectors pack
Please respond back to us using your old email: i♥♥♥♥inglovecock2@hotmail.net
Thanks for your patience, Ben Dover.

+rep Great trader, Even overpaid for my skins

+rep I went first and he sent me codes. Sent me them during the trade was being done.

+rep really cool dude, quick and easy, I went first and he sent me codes after.

+rep Fair Trader, I went first received the steam codes as soon as trade went thru

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-rep doesnt drive a honda civic

+rep nick pls go away

+rep Girl got nice cans on profile pic. *winks* *clicks tounge* *points fingers as in niceeee*

+rep fair trader

+rep really nice guy! Very fair trader!

+rep good trader

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