-rep this dude talks a lot of ♥♥♥♥ for being the master of master baiters. I entry out and die for no trade just to look back and see this guy stitting in long doors still. Never got smoked or mollied. Just sitting and waiting like a ♥♥♥♥♥., Then after A WHOLE MINUTE OF HIDING he'll get a couple kills, lose the round and then brags about it like he's actually doing something. Next round i win a 1v3 w/ a Mac 10 vs rifles and him and his little butt buddy got REAL quiet. Took him half of the next round to come up with a new insult LMAOOOO

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

I sexually identify as a pigeon. My pronouns are coo/coue. I have begun my transition with feather grafts and a cloaca shaping surgery. Yes - my butt and peepee will now be fused into one large all-purpose hole. I am also a hermaphrodite, meaning I will get egg laying capabilities when technology evolves far enough to allow that.

I have sold my apartment for $660,000 and purchased a wooded plot of land in a rural area. My family has been very supportive and they've built me a nest. My dad called all his 16 brothers to help put it together in record time.

For the past 6 days I've been scrolling Bumble trying to find a pigeonwoman but alas I can only see men, women, transmen, transwomen. I can't believe how regressive society is. If there's a brave pigeonwoman out there on Reddit please reach out to me. We can raise a family together as we fight for legal recognition on Twitter.

Epic gaming session? Yes, please!