GoldRazer
Bobo Umfoofoo   Ikorodu, Lagos, Nigeria
 
 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my ♥♥♥♥♥ is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my ♥♥♥♥♥
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TW Mar 13, 2019 @ 4:38pm 
Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
ASAST_Comic Feb 25, 2018 @ 8:52am 
can I borrow your ASKII ♥♥♥♥♥♥s for like a sec
Oss Oct 11, 2017 @ 4:16pm 
wanna plya l2f4 its fun and ill protect you i love you
GoldRazer Oct 10, 2017 @ 1:22am 
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Oss Sep 23, 2017 @ 3:45pm 
did a 16 hour videogame stint, died of thrombosis
TW Aug 30, 2017 @ 4:11am 
+rep