Happy 128 days since last ban

enjoy the vac, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

probably just banned for bhop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSL5Ug9_OlQ

542h and no vac? oh wait

rip ♥♥♥

rekt by e-Flame reportbot

-rep not even supreme

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-rep only clutched 1v5 once in 3 games, 1/10 player

-rep ♥♥♥♥

аутист редкий

+rep wtf won 350k on jp

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I won you because i skill man

-rep smurfing and proud

silver boosted

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I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest of the class.
She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office.
My penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and I now have to have sex with the entire school.
I don't understand what happen, why are ufly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand.

Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my penis, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed "oh my god!", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room.

figuratively the human equivalent of sticking a pin in your teeth and trying to hold the grenade with your mouth.

deadmeme/10

literally the human equivalent of sticking a grenade in your mouth and trying to hold the pin with your teeth.

11/10

Cracka dont be vapin ♥♥♥♥ up or Imma slam dunk your fat redneck ass up in some oven in mcdonalds cracka

♥♥♥♥♥ dont be gayin ♥♥♥♥ up or Imma slam dunk your ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass up in some oven in auschwits niga