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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 9:10am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 8:14am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Feb 20, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 8:20am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 8:22am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Aug 23, 2017 @ 7:43pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 8:39am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 8:56am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 9:42am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 10:01am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Sep 1, 2014 @ 10:03am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool