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Premade religions are for plebs. If you really want to do the religion thing, you have to make your own. Personally, I practice Penguinistic Idolatry. I worship a giant gilded penguin statue and pray to it four times a day. I abide by a very strict, very confusing moral/ethical system whereby I strive to foster as much penguiness as possible in myself. I believe that when we die, those of us who have achieved sufficient penguiness will ascend and reincarnate as penguins in the next life. Everyone else is doomed to a cycle of birth and rebirth as a human being. As far as I can tell, it is the only true religion.

One day, I was leaving school when a little girl approached me and offered me all the anime merchandise I could ever want , and free tendies for the rest of my days. It sounded too good to be true, but blinded by greed, I followed her.

My surroundings changed from the nice, sunny neighbourhood to a dark alley. "They're just over there," she said, "by the van."

As I approached, a gaggle of girls burst out of the van, knocking me out. When I awoke, I was tied up, and made to participate in their stupid tea parties. I had to play with them for hours on end, moving back and forth from the swing set and the seesaw.

Instead of body pillows, I had to braid a dozen heads of hair over and over, until they were satisfied. Instead of chicken, I had to compliment their plushies. They even made me watch Sword Art Online with them, and I had to pretend that I enjoyed it. It was hell.

Days later, they packed me up in their van and threw me on the road near where they first kidnapped me. Used up, shrivelled up and covered in glitter and hairbands, I climbed in the shower and cried for the rest of the day.

No matter how hard I scrubbed, the shame doesn't go away. I can still feel their tiny bodies on my shoulders.

Learn from me. Don't make yourself a target. Don't trust lolis, don't fall for offers too good to be true. If you suspect someone is being abducted, don't be afraid to voice out. Dont let this happen to anybody else.

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