this guy right here. he a home slice, a real dude. hes really good at existing

Slander.

remember when that girl said your breath stinks

gang u tryna share yakuza with me

hey this guy geets man... he's really a stand up guy. should have seen this dude at paul's wedding in '84. man did he ♥♥♥♥ all over the dance floor.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Leave my friend alone

For all my life, or at least as long as I can remember, I have had an erection. Throughout every happy time, every sad moment, every memory has been shared with my massive 2-inch hard-on. It's always been there for me, never leaving me, always pointing me the right way onward. And now, I came across this profile and achieved the impossible. You killed my erection. You condemned it to a life of flaccidity, of nothingness. I have been weeping for the past hour over the death of my one true friend. You monster. You killed throbzilla.

actually smells so bad just like when that girl in your class said your breath stinks

suck a fat one

signed by Ugly Duckling- Thanks for the support!

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

ey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha we should talk you look really nice and fun.

A Few Words...

I'm always happy to make people happy, as it's my goal as an entertainer that I do so. But it's not the only thing that I strive to do as a content creator. I make content and I do it because I love making people happy, it doesn't just make me happy, it makes my day.

What I mean to say I cannot say very well in words.

I am lucky to have you as a part of my fan base, and I mean the best by saying that. I hope that you enjoy all of the content to come, and I wish the best condolences upon you.

You're Pal,

-The 'Snax

But you are lucky that you knew me before I got famous and rich so ill keep you

Why are you on my steam profile? I dont accept lvl 42s

I mean you can get off of steam, but before you do give Soviet Vallhund (Ryan) your account

♥♥♥♥ you for getting me into steam!

No you aren't

im sorry for commenting

Thank you so much for the game Soviet!

lol metal you are the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that watches the dog show

Beautiful Vallhund you have there.. To bad it didn't win in the National Dog Show

ooops wrong chat

no u

yw

Thank you UglyDuckling

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Great guy

I WILL NEVER DELETE MY DADDY COMMENT AND I WILL NEVER DELETE YOU DADDDY

Dear Combat C-orgi

I want to say one thing DADDIE (didn't say what you didnt want me to refer you to)





No :)

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

+1 helped me in CSGO when i started playing

Thanks for getting me into steam!