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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 3:44pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:57am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:18am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:31am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 3:49pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 3:56pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:54am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:41am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 5:49am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 6:04am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 6:12am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 6:15am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 6:24am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 2:40pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 3:39pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:35am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:38am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:58am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 2:09am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 2:10am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:34am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Feb 5, 2015 @ 3:30pm