this is my buddy who's always been a normal dude. We'd game every night, grab food, talk sports, whatever. One day he says he's quitting porn because it's "getting bad." We laugh and move on.

A few months later he's saying regular stuff is boring. Then it's "the algorithm keeps recommending weird things." Then it's "bro, don't knock it till you try it."

Next thing you know he casually admits, "Honestly... chicks with ♥♥♥♥♥ are kinda hot."

The Discord call goes dead silent.

A week later he messages us: "Boys... I finally met someone."

We're hyping him up. He says they're tall, funny, confident, and make him happier than anyone ever has.

He sends a selfie.

It's the biggest black dude I've ever seen.

No explanation. Just a 🥰 emoji.

He's seemed so happy

Choke artist. thats it
oh wait he gay too

Signed by Cute Little Monkey
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Hanger survivor