Останні рецензії користувача Yameii

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my balls

I do not intend to obfuscate the meaning of this review with superfluous content.

This story starts on a stormy night in November, 2013. I was depressed, the first bart simpson video on youtube had just surfaced and I was in the process of photoshopping a bape hoodie on bart for another thumbnail. I was XXXTentacion's second subscriber (after his mom) and was listening to his ! album (rebranded to ?). Suddenly, a light appeared on the new steam releases page and I couldn't help but looking... instantly, I was bewildered, how could a game of this caliber... with these graphics be unbeknownst to me for this long? I loaded up my steam account with my lunch money, 5 dollars, and made the best financial decision I've made hitherto. My balls reverberated and my pores opened instantaneously, I was caming without noticing it... My mom found me in my room 4 days after that, the pupils of my eyes expanded to their fullest, I resembled a coke addict. But I hungered for more than coke, I hungered for... mmm Garfield.

Here I am today, 500 hours logged, 14 counts of sexual assault, 3 charges of 2nd degree homicide, and one big, happy, lasagna loving smile on my face, a smile the Smith family will never know again.

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