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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:21am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:28am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:19am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:16am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:08am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:34am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:27am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:52pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:08am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:59pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:39am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:32am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:45pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:45pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:18am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:27pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:00am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:18am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:03am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:50am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:52am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:52am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:26am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:27am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:43am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:23am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:25am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:43am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:44am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:10am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:12am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:11am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:12am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:47am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:52am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:02am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:00am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:29am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:25am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:49am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:16am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:02am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:18am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:35am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:16am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:15am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:18am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:39am



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.