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69 of 127 (54%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:54pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 10:47pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 10:48pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 1:15pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 11:01pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:26pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 3:15pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 11:10pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 10:45pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:47pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 1:33pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2016 @ 11:10pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 11:13pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 3:00pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 12:57pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2016 @ 11:14pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2016 @ 11:21pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2016 @ 11:24pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 7:50am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 11:07am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 7:59am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 10:28am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:05am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:10am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Nov 29, 2014 @ 11:00pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:20am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:24am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:31am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:34am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:41am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:45am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:54am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:44pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:59pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:30am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Oct 24, 2016 @ 8:34am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 1:11pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 3:07pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 3:08pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 3:31pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 3:55pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:02pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 4:06pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 8:42am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 11:12am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 10:27am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 7:42pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 10:33am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 11:01am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:40pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 8:47am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 6:45am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:30pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 6:59am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 11:03am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:32pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 6:50am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 8:51am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 6:40am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:27pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:45pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 5:35pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 11:20am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 8:58am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Nov 2, 2016 @ 3:30pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Oct 21, 2016 @ 2:19pm



I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.