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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Nov 14, 2017 @ 5:47pm 
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Mohow Nov 4, 2017 @ 12:45am 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Oct 21, 2017 @ 6:56pm 
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that air travel can be stressful. Crowded flights rarely bring out the best in people, and that’s why common courtesy is so important. If you’ve ever been on a plane where a parent blatantly disregards that courtesy and lets her little black kid cry his lungs out in the seat next to you, then you’ve probably been pretty aggravated, much as I was on a recent flight to Atlanta. And yet somehow—don’t ask me how—for some reason I’ve come out of this whole episode as the bad guy. Yes, me. You know, as if that makes any sense at all.

Why? Oh, because apparently slapping a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby and telling him to shut up makes you some kind of monster in this day and age. Go figure.
yes Sep 23, 2017 @ 3:28am 
10/10 Picture all the way....
yuya Jan 14, 2017 @ 6:56pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:23pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:21pm 
Im Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing ive learned after 23 years - you never konw WHAT is gonna come though that door.
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:13pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:11pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:07pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:06pm 
Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:06pm 
Dude, i just realized something, if china is 24hrs ahead of America. Then why didn't the Chinese warn America about 9/11 so we could've prevented it? No wonder why china and america hate eachother😴🙄
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:05pm 
*A little girl walks into her mothers room*
<"Hey mommy?"
>"Yes baby?"
<"Where's daddy?"
*crippling loneliness hits the mother so hard she dies of a heart attack*
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:05pm 
Hi guys my name is Elyse (with an X) I'm 18 years young, and I sexually identify as a bathroom sign. I'm bipolar (self diagnosed, of course) trans-handicapped, trans-ethnic
And I love African American coffee
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:04pm 
You don't understand what I've been going through. I've been betrayed, and hurt. This isn't your fault, it's not anyone's fault. When I tasted the spaghetti, the taste was fine. I didn't expect the spice. It hurt me. The spice burned my throat, my tongue, my mouth, my soul. Spaghetti, my true love, which I engulfed with great speed, damaged me more than you could ever understand. You don't get it. All these memes and jokes about spaghetti, but I've loved it since I was born. It was perfect. Not the noodles, not just pasta. Spaghetti. Pasta with meat sauce. No one will understand me when I say this, but I have an undying love for spaghetti. And having that spice betray me like that? I don't think I can go through anything like this again.
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:03pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
𝓓𝒆𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝒆𝓻,

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𝓔𝓿𝒆𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝒆
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
im sorry im not good i apologize for my ego please forgive me, im just europeean
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:00pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 8:00pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:59pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:59pm 
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We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

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Thanks for your patience,
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:58pm 
ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᵗʸᵖᵉ LUL ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:58pm 

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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:57pm 
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:56pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:56pm 
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Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Jul 18, 2016 @ 4:20pm 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
Dr. P. Ness, Attorney at Balls Jul 2, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
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