vulpuppy's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:06am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:11am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:39am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:17am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:11am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:48am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:48am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:51am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:24am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:54am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:46am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:32am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:13am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:23am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:32am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:33am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:52pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:56am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:52am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:52am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:42am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:34am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 1:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:23am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:24am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:41pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:03am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:35am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:16am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 2:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:19am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:57am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:57am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:51am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:04am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:17am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 8:58am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 9:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2023 @ 3:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 3:35am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 29, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 1:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:40am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Jan 28, 2023 @ 12:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:21am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:53am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 6:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:55am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:19am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:57am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:21am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 12:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 5:56pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:30am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:58am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:52am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 5:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 10:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:19am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:15am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:58am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:56am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:02am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:34am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:34pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 10:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 5:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:24am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 5:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2022 @ 3:16am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 9:45pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17, 2023 @ 1:32am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:30am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:59am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:35pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 7:44pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 11:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 12:53am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 8:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:53am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:29am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 5:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 2:57am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 10:20am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:03am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 4:27pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Mar 15, 2023 @ 4:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:33pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:37am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:51am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 7:33pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 9:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 2:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 7:05pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 17, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 12:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Aug 30, 2023 @ 2:39am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 10:21am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 11:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:27pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 20 @ 6:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:48am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:39am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 10:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:53am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 10:20am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:08am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 11 @ 12:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 7:08pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 9:08am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked Feb 2 @ 2:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked Oct 23, 2023 @ 12:38am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 9:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2023 @ 6:14am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 2:57am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 5:56am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 10:21am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked Feb 20 @ 6:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked Feb 28 @ 4:37pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 5:18pm