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Jul 12 @ 5:56pm 
yo bro you just gotta tell me, am i done? is this the end of the secret? tell me i need to know
(View my green ogre guide)
Jul 12 @ 3:03pm 
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Jan 17 @ 5:13am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
Aug 14, 2025 @ 6:40pm 
said they’d send invite and disappeared, just pain
Aug 1, 2025 @ 11:41am 
+rep top fragger, insane shots, let’s run it back! :)
Jul 31, 2025 @ 2:01pm 
Deagle ace machine💥, add me, please
Jul 26, 2025 @ 12:11pm 
strategic master, add me, please
Oct 22, 2024 @ 10:25am 
+rep high-skill maneuvers
Oct 18, 2024 @ 2:08pm 
No money BTW, Keeps buying games, A scammer who scams his prey KEKW
Jul 1, 2024 @ 10:34am 
+rep very nice and non-toxic player✊
Jun 12, 2024 @ 4:55am 
Let's give 'em a game to remember.
Jun 7, 2024 @ 9:52am 
Ready to dominate the game?
Jun 6, 2024 @ 6:05pm 
NO MONEY BTW, Buys Soma for £24.99 BTW, No MONEY BTW
May 27, 2024 @ 6:23pm 
Who is this guy?, He has a tiny penis but is very tall, He can't even see his penis because he is THAT TALL
May 1, 2024 @ 10:05am 
let's combine our skills for maximum impact💥
Apr 14, 2024 @ 12:59am 
omg guys, I made the Hall of Autism!!!
Apr 11, 2024 @ 11:02am 
top mate :)
Jul 15, 2023 @ 12:37am 
客气
Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:50am 
signed by me, lets play
Jul 6, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
signed by me :) lets play csgo
Apr 4, 2022 @ 2:52am 
Sup! lets play CSGO
Mar 20, 2022 @ 11:15pm 
我之前跟你打过gogo
Feb 11, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
You are a simp, Adding random women, Yikes
Jun 5, 2021 @ 4:48pm 
heyo,added me
Jun 1, 2021 @ 4:12am 
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_ 🌸𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^🌸
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May 27, 2021 @ 6:18am 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Apr 29, 2021 @ 3:14am 
hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you
Apr 9, 2021 @ 9:09pm 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Apr 4, 2021 @ 3:49am 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Mar 17, 2021 @ 9:08pm 
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

ALSO, I AM LEVEL 757 ON CANDY CRUSH
Dec 31, 2020 @ 12:43am 
dude below me is a bot
Nov 28, 2020 @ 1:48pm 
weeb furry idoit
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Nov 14, 2020 @ 1:34am 
Hey Dude! What’s up, man? It’s Jeff from Biology 121 last semester. I didn’t know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahaha. You are such a dog. It’s so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man!
Nov 10, 2020 @ 2:36am 
add me pls
Oct 23, 2020 @ 2:22pm 
+rep, add me
Oct 20, 2020 @ 2:38am 
IM DELETING YOU, SENPAI!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Senpais are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Sempai!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Senpais👪 who give you 💦head pats💦 Or never get ☁️noticed☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no head pats for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Senpai's childhood friend️💦 5 back: you're senpai's kanojo😽👼💦10 back: you're senpais immouto 💦
Sep 30, 2020 @ 4:23pm 
baka mitai kodomo na no ne
yume wo otte kizu tsuite
uso ga heta na kuse ni
waraenai egao miseta

I LOVE YOU mo roku ni iwanai
kuchibeta de honma ni bukiyou
na no ni na no ni doushite
sayonara wa ieta no

dame da ne
dame yo dame na no yo
anta ga suki de suki sugite
dore dake tsuyoi osake de mo
yugamanai omoide ga
baka mitai
Sep 14, 2020 @ 5:13pm 
ℏ𝒾 āṃ𝒾𝖌𝖔, 𝕴 𝕤𝓊𝖌𝖌𝖊𝕤ŧ 𝝲𝖔𝓊 ŧ𝖔 𝑏𝖊 𝒾ກ 𝖌āṃ𝒾ກ𝖌 𝕤𝕢𝓊ā𝖉, ᥴāກ 𝝲𝖔𝓊 ā𝖉𝖉 ṃ𝖊 ⲣⅠ𝖊ā𝕤𝖊?
Jun 3, 2020 @ 12:10pm 
hey mean. We are looking to play in a competitive match the next week. By participating in our team, you have a chance of being a part of the $1,000,000 prize pool. If you are interested or have any question, feel free to pm me!
May 28, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
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May 26, 2020 @ 11:09am 
Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WePlay league with $20 000 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://steamcommunity.com/id/poppy__one
May 21, 2020 @ 2:42am 
Hi, our team went to the finals of a big tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a player who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about 600-700 $
If you're interested - add our team leader https://steamcommunity.com/id/Rostarcs
May 10, 2020 @ 4:11am 
nmn
May 10, 2020 @ 4:09am 
uwu
Oct 5, 2019 @ 1:42am 
puedo sumarme ala unidad en donde estas? creo que no es posible pero intentemos generar mierda
Aug 16, 2019 @ 10:38am 
wish all the hentai artists would take note that something this wholesome and sweet is better than watching, like, a girl with planet-sized breasts get r4ped by a dog's parasite-infested corpse while tentacles inflict anal unbirth on her daughter in the same room. Seriously, the scene where she realizes her childhood friend might be into her and then he's standing right behind her spiking the sexual tension, or just the sheer amount of human vulnerability in all the sex... clearly, this author, unlike most, has actually had sex before and knows how to depict it artistically. If only there was more actual artful eroticism out here and not cheap B U L L S H I T relying on the effect of supernormal stimulation to get cheap faps.
Aug 6, 2019 @ 2:53pm 
Garlic Bread 🥖
Imagine having a sexual attraction to garlic bread. Think of it: you are walking through the kitchen, when all of the sudden you see the beautiful toasty bread. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin buttery goodness. You grab it and get on your knees. They will get dirty but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two loaves and go to town. After you nut, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: You didn't check the expiration date before.
You have just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moldy garlic bread. Over the weeks that follow, your ♥♥♥♥ shrinks, you lay on your deathbed, ill and waiting for darkness to come. Your heart crawls out of your mouth. It brandishes a wakizashi. It screams, then, it commits seppuku, and you perish. Such is the fitting end to a person with such a bizarre fetish.
Aug 6, 2019 @ 2:45pm 
Vampy best Bloodcraft gril owo
Jul 11, 2019 @ 5:35pm 
i am a gay, corpulent dwarf with diabetes. i am severely jaundiced. i am jewish and homosexual. i am handicapped, but not handicapable, and also mexican. i have glaucoma. i am from turkey. i am a 9 year old black muslim. i love baubles and doodads. i am an uncircumcised nascar dad. i am only wearing a peru flag. i am a gay conservative. i am against kwanza. i live with my parents. i am on disability. i am on welfare. i am 7 feet tall. i am against gays. i love the koran and islam. i want to walk someday. i live in a bunker. i am an animal. i am a soccer ghoul. i live in a yurt. i don't believe the holocaust. i live in a tent. i am a proud anime dad. i am a gracious grandpa. i am a gay gramp. i love kwanza. i love diabetes. i am against anime. i want to be an anime. i am from peru. i am a gay peru granddad. i am only wearing moccasins. i am only wearing a fanny pack filled with medical supplies. i am against dwarfs. i am a nascar muslim. i love weed. i have high-functioning autism.
Jul 10, 2019 @ 5:09pm 
Have you ever had sex? No? Well, theres no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as sex as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have v4ginas. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.
"Oh but what about porn where people have sex?" you say. Well, its just carefully edited CGI as such activities are impossible with the human body.