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Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many
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Hope you guys all have a great Christmas or whatever you celebrate ^.^
Add me bro, I have something to discuss
Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.
Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.
To preface, I used to masturbate a lot, and still sometimes do. Usually, I do it in the shower. For around an hour (whenever I get the chance).
So today I had the great idea based on the notion of "since shampoo feels soft in my hands/hair, maybe it would feel good on my ♥♥♥♥?" So I took a whole bunch in my hand, and rubbed it all over. It felt good at first too, basically what you would imagine it to feel like.
Then I got the great idea of sticking it in the shampoo bottle.
The entire time, my ♥♥♥♥ was floating around in shampoo-y substances, which wasn't a problem at first. Until it started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURNING.
HOLY HELL I cannot accurately describe the pain of having a burning schlong. It was this icy-fire feeling, that kept throbbing continuously. I could barely stop myself from screaming. Tears and all, I was a mess.
I sat through 20 minutes of her talking ♥♥♥♥ about me with a freezing-burning penis. After that ♥♥♥♥-show, I tried running back to my room. I was sweating, crying, and couldn't hold my own weight. I fell down on my knees and crawled the rest of the way to my room with my melted butter stick.
To shorten a long process, I rubbed some butter over the lid, and after a while, the bottle popped off to reveal my burning-red manhood.
As i'm writing this, my ♥♥♥♥ still hasn't fully healed, and I think I ripped the skin, which means no more masturbating for a while
Lesson: Never, EVER, stick your ♥♥♥♥ in a shampoo bottle.
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