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HolyCowOfDoom Feb 22, 2018 @ 8:47am 
ahaha lol {LINK REMOVED}
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? Jew Jesus was born in a stable and Black Jesus was born into an unstable home
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:56pm 
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:55pm 
What do you call stoned mexicans?

Baked beans ;)
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:52pm 
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?



There's always a kitchen in the back
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:50pm 
What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?









Pregnancy tests
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:49pm 
What do you call a stupid chinese prostitute?








Wun Dum Ho
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:49pm 
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:44pm 
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:40pm 
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:37pm 
How does a Jew make coffee?







Hebrews it
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
How do Chinese people name their babies?





They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
What did God say when he made the first black man?






Damn, I burnt one!!!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:29pm 
What's a german's favorite number?



NEIN
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:28pm 
why did hilter die of an heart attack?







because of the high gas bill!!!!!!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:25pm 
The beat dropped harder than the twin towers
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
what's the difference between boy scouts and jewz?







boyscouts came back from camp!!!!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:22pm 
Choo Choo Off to Auschwitz!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
choo choooooo choo choooooooooo dank thomas the dank train
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
Choo Choo, All aboard!
Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:16pm 
Pancake checking out.
TinyTim Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:14pm 
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Lazulyn Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:12pm 
bro <3 hang je goed?