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May 1 @ 12:36pm 
Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.
May 1 @ 12:36pm 
You struggle to stand as the force of the ♥♥♥ begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the ♥♥♥ is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with ♥♥♥ instead of molasses. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.
May 1 @ 12:36pm 
You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. You let go. The force of the ♥♥♥ tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the ♥♥♥. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.
May 1 @ 12:36pm 
As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of ♥♥♥ hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the ♥♥♥ begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your ♥♥♥ sends one plane crashing to the ground.
May 1 @ 12:36pm 
The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Mar 31 @ 10:27am 
He is a fantastic player, just needs to work on comms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Mar 29 @ 8:11am 
+rep men
Mar 28 @ 3:43pm 
+rep men
Mar 20 @ 9:37am 
꧁𝔂𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷꧂
Mar 2 @ 10:06am 
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Feb 23 @ 8:59am 
suicidal gypsy
Feb 7 @ 5:53am 
-reo noob
Jan 19 @ 10:05am 
Mano gimtinė esi, mėlynas Nemuno vingi
Tau aš dėkingas esu už savo skausmą ir viltį
Baltijos jūra lengvai supa svajonių laivelį
O tarp žalių ežerų stovi malūnas prie kelio
Mūsų dienos kaip šventė, kaip žydėjimas vyšnios
Tad skubėkim gyventi, nes prabėgs, nebegrįš
Tad skubėkime džiaugtis, lai prabėgs, nebegrįš jos
Mūsų dienos kaip šventė, kaip žydėjimas vyšnios
Čia aš gimiau ir jaučiau metų prasmingą lėkimą
Čia su visais dainavau, koks aš gražus ir laimingas
Skamba oi skamba šilai nuo mūsų laimės ir juoko
Jeigu jums liūdna labai, jūs būtinai atvažiuokite čia - pas mus, nes
Mūsų dienos kaip šventė, kaip žydėjimas vyšnios
Tad skubėkim gyventi, nes prabėgs, nebegrįš
Tad skubėkime džiaugtis, lai prabėgs, nebegrįš jos
Jan 18 @ 11:37am 
My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named Jack. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and becoming homeless. I have always hated Jack for ruining my life but not as much as I hate firstDna.
Jan 7 @ 5:07am 
МУЖИК ты мне понравился хорошо против меня с другом играл. Реально без рофла респект и уважуха в соло играл старался:luv::bspigeon:
Jan 7 @ 4:19am 
даун из Литвы
Dec 29, 2025 @ 4:44am 
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Dec 12, 2025 @ 9:18am 
signed by Lando Norris The Goated Formula 1 Champion of the World
Nov 25, 2025 @ 11:05am 
geriausias draugas
Nov 23, 2025 @ 7:54am 
Verstapenas pralaimes 2025 f1 sezono titula, pirmas bus Lando, Piastris trecias.
Rasau sita 11/23 nes zinau ateiti
Nov 17, 2025 @ 9:23am 
Sako, kad kažkada CS2 serveriuose atsirado žaidėjas vardu FirstDna, kurį komanda juokais vadino „Zalupa“. Ne iš piktos valios — tiesiog todėl, kad jo žaidimo sprendimai buvo tokie chaotiški ir nenuspėjami, kad kartais atrodė, jog jis žaidžia kitą žaidimą.
Oct 19, 2025 @ 7:03am 
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Oct 19, 2025 @ 7:00am 
invited for CS2 game but dipped as soon as he saw my rank. unbelievable
Oct 16, 2025 @ 10:55am 
-REP SMIRD KAP ARKLIA KANOPS
Oct 6, 2025 @ 10:24am 
as nezinau is kokio tu maklaudo kiles
Sep 5, 2025 @ 12:00pm 
+rep, the restrained hurricane himself
Aug 27, 2025 @ 11:20am 
add me please
Aug 26, 2025 @ 12:14pm 
+rep pro moves, include me
Jul 24, 2025 @ 4:15am 
yoyo bro, accept me :D
Jul 23, 2025 @ 2:56am 
+Rep accept me please<3
Jul 13, 2025 @ 8:37am 
sharp shots
Jul 10, 2025 @ 2:01pm 
bot
Jul 10, 2025 @ 10:42am 
pro player profile :steamfacepalm: :D
Jul 9, 2025 @ 12:56pm 
+rep talented player, include me
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Jul 7, 2025 @ 1:05am 
sorry:steamsad:
Jun 29, 2025 @ 11:27am 
Join forces?
May 24, 2025 @ 5:27pm 
hi bro! add me please :)
Apr 2, 2025 @ 7:13am 
-rep bad player and sayin some ♥♥♥♥ in chat
Mar 25, 2025 @ 12:42am 
-rep wh aim bot
Feb 9, 2025 @ 10:35am 
Goat.
Sep 30, 2023 @ 6:03pm 
boosted by his cheater mate
Apr 12, 2022 @ 4:27am 
-rep prisisiuntes hacku ant after effectu, primeta kažką.
Mar 18, 2022 @ 2:28pm 
anssi ja keno sano et rep
Mar 11, 2022 @ 9:19am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nazi ukrainean pig
Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:40am 
-rep бесполезный токсичный мусор
Feb 15, 2021 @ 12:15pm 
-rep doesn't play with the boys anymore :'(
Jan 21, 2021 @ 10:52am 
-rep left us midgame
Apr 17, 2020 @ 12:46pm 
happy 1 follower :summer2019horn:
Apr 11, 2020 @ 11:45am 
-rep, races well but can't cook rice.