🏆 DREAMHACK WINTER 2023 QUALIFIER (3rd place) - would've won but mouse malfunctioned
💪 FACEIT LEVEL 10 (5534 ELO PEAK) - took a break to focus on my crypto investments
🔥 ESEA ADVANCED S41 (STAND-IN) - team begged me to help, carried them to playoffs
⚡ BLAST PREMIER SHOWDOWN OPEN QUALIFIER - beat 3 semi-pro teams before voluntarily withdrawing
🌟 ESL CHALLENGER LEIPZIG - scouts approached me but declined their offers (personal choice)
🏅 WEPLAY ACADEMY LEAGUE TRYOUTS - coaches said I was "too aggressive" (aka too good)
🐉 PERFECT WORLD SHANGHAI INVITATIONAL - invited but visa issues (probably intentional)
💯 REGIONAL CLUTCH CHAMPION 2024 - 16 1v3+ clutches in single tournament (unverified record)
🔫 1.87 AVERAGE RATING ON HLTV (unofficial due to privacy settings)
🏹 15,426 REGISTERED AWP KILLS (top 0.01% globally)

🧠 200 IQ plays only 🧠
👑 Global Elite (on my smurf account) 👑
🏆 Almost went pro but chose not to (my decision) 🏆
💯 K/D ratio higher than your IQ 💯
🎮 $5000+ inventory (not flexing, just facts) 🎮
🐺 Lone wolf - I carry teams, not join them 🐺

✋ Don't add me unless:
You're a REAL gamer
You can handle my toxic energy