Alright, nobody really teaches this properly so here it is.

The basics:

Wash your penis and balls every single day in the shower, not just when water runs over them — actually use your hands.

try antibacterial shower gel (Dial Antibacterial Body Wash,Dove Antibacterial Body Wash) – for a week or two, wear loose fitting boxers and change them , wear trousers or jeans that are loose around your under carriage and make sure you dry yourself properly after a shower.

If you're uncircumcised, gently pull back the foreskin and rinse underneath. Smegma (white cheesy buildup) collects there and smells bad. Don't ignore it.

Wash the scrotal skin too — get into the folds, it sweats a lot there.

Rinse thoroughly — leftover soap causes irritation and itching.

After washing:

Dry properly before putting on underwear. Damp skin + tight fabric = rash and odor.

Pat dry, don't aggressively rub.

As an avid ass eater, I am irritated by how much bidets have caught on. The best part about eating ass is the exotic spices and flavors and bidets take that away. Obviously I don’t want to consume literal poop (other than maybe a chocolate chip or cling on) but I want the essence of ass to be present when I go down there. Otherwise, what fun am I getting? Going down on your girlfriend is way more fun after she works out or just gets home because you can really take in all of her natural flavors and aromas. It’s the same with eating ass.

Like I said, nobody wants to munch on literal poop. It’s like cooking. Just the right amount of salt and garlic Mae a dish great! You don’t want to drown the dish in it but you also don’t want it to be flavorless!

Dating apps should have a “do you use a bidet: yes or no” option.

Every woman out there is already taken. They are all occupied. They have long queues of men waiting their turn to date some woman. There are no available "free" women waiting for someone to give them a chance. Every single woman you ever encounter in your life is already taken and has practically infinite dating options. They are one Tinder profile away from having access to every local Chad, Tyrone, Abdul and Chadlite. Women can set up a profile in middle of a night and get high tier men, who mog you to the 7th hell, to have sex. No woman is waiting for a saviour. If you ever encounter a woman ugly enough to get your hopes up, just remember the law of the Juggernaut and the queue of men waiting their turn on her. Then ask yourself can you mog all other options she has. Not even ugly women want you because their existing options mog you. There is no such thing as femcel. Women always have options, no matter what.

I smoke meth and play dota 2. I GET HIGH AND PLAY DOTA 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I smoke meth and play pudge go 25-0. I can see people in the fog of war and in trees when im SPUN bro. You can't outplay this

I play broodmother on METH and go 13-0 19 minute game play so fast it's like a TURBO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

These noobs dont have ♥♥♥♥ on me crystal makes me a GOD

I play tinker when im spun I never get caught I farm 🚜 and then laser hex 49-2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was.

TIFU by having a wet dream on a plane

I (m 23) have been doing no fap for about a month now. Came across it on reddit, decided to give it a go and was really proud of my 1 month streak.

Now I, yesterday, was on a flight when this attractive business woman sat next to me. She was probably mid 30s. When she sat down I tried to chat with her, laid down some firty comments, but she did not seem interested at all.

No matter, I decided to go to sleep...and woke up a few moments later. Things seemed a bit odd as I had a blanket over me. So as I moved it around I was shocked to notice a huge grey stain in my shorts. This was not piss though, I had a freaking wet dream while I was sleeping.

I wanted to die, I looked over and all I saw was the woman furiously typing on her phone. Did the flight attendant put the blanket on me? Did anyone see anything?

TL;DR: sat next to an attractive woman and had a wet dream on a plane.