fewl sucks
fewl   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
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Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student, you must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh.. you look nervous, is it the scars? You just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably.. so, I had a wife, who was beautiful.. like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. That's gonna last until next year, you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon wood, my father was.. a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual.. See the sad thing about a guy like you is in about 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, why so serious? Two, the mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. And three, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library. Why so serious?
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vantamasque Jun 12, 2023 @ 2:48pm 
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ornery plainstrider Mar 1, 2023 @ 8:37pm 
If you need proof that Fewl prefers to see problems talked to death instead of solved, this letter will provide it. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to Fewl himself. His view is that he can walk on water. If Fewl's blathering servitors had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would certainly be rendered revolting to their better feelings. I am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment he possesses. (The merits of his declamations won't be discussed here because they lack merit.) Fewl's causeries serve only to make people increasingly mischievous. At some point, we'll reach a “mischievous event horizon” where everything in the universe will be mischievous. At that point, it will no longer matter that Fewl's policy of eliminating the plebiscitary mechanisms that ensure a free and democratic society must not go unchallenged.
The war dog Jul 7, 2022 @ 5:06pm 
As you may be able to tell, this player of video games has one thing up his sleeve. Violent mutterings of prideful derision. I don't mean to suggest that he is a scorn, but rather, this "fewl" is to be carefully watched with a wisened eye to the delusions that come with high amounts of self-absorption. The truth of the matter is that some of the games you may see him play on this "Recent Activity" section of the player page are not representatives of the games he owns. What I am trying to suggest is that he is a hack and a cheater. A real friend would give his friends credit for game sharing. I will not be ashamed, I have played Baldur's Gate 3 by the prerogative of kindly souls. It is surprising what soul and warmth can arise from Yorkshire, unlike this Chicagoean wretch before you.

Not cool.
ornery plainstrider Mar 5, 2022 @ 6:20pm 
HOMUNCULUS
hellsimp judge Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:55pm 
Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student, you must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh.. you look nervous, is it the scars? You just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably.. so, I had a wife, who was beautiful.. like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. That's gonna last until next year, you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon wood, my father was.. a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual.. See the sad thing about a guy like you is in about 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, why so serious? Two, the mob has plans, the cops have plans,
𝕯𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊 Jan 26, 2022 @ 3:17pm 
+rep