"Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?"
"It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food,
right?"
-- MacNelley, "Shoe"
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
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Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they
are another's.
-- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681
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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than
where they are.
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-- Grant Wood
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You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
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I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...
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Scenery is here, wish you were beautiful.
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