Cor blimey, 'ave ya 'eard that Vaporeon's the bee's knees when it comes to bonkin' with 'umans? They're well suited, 'cos they're in the field egg group and they're a good size to 'andle a bit of the old in-out, standin' tall at 3"03' and weighin' in at a hefty 63.9 pounds. And they're well slippery, so if ya get 'em goin', they'll be as wet as a fish in no time, and they can take a good poundin' thanks to their Acid Armor and base stats for HP. And let me tell ya, they're a proper looker with moves like Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip. And they ain't got no fur to hide their nips, so ya know they're always ready for a bit of the old slap and tickle. With Water Absorb and Hydration, they can keep goin' all night long with enough water. I'm tellin' ya, there's no other Pokemon that can match their level of compatibility. And check this out, mate, if ya pull out enough, ya can even make 'em turn white. Vaporeon was made for the 'uman dong, no doubt about it

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