yesh suduh?

mother alive?

שמואל ההומו

שלום לכולם,
יש לי בן מקסים בן 16, ויש לי בעיה איתו שקיימת כבר זמן מה.
יש כל הזמן כתמי שפיך (סליחה) על הסדינים שלו.
והם פשוט לא יורדים בכביסה
ואני לא יכולה להרשות לעצמי לקנות לו סדינים חדשים כל שבוע

אז ניסיתי לדבר איתו,
אמרתי לו שהוא יכול לקחת פשוט טישו ולגמור בתוכו (כן ממש ככה אמרתי)
והוא פשוט סילק אותי מהחדר שלו
הוא לא מוכן לדבר על הנושא ובכל פעם שאני מנסה ממש בעדינות "תקשיב בעניין הסדינים" הוא משתיק אותי ומפסיק לדבר איתי
אני מודעת לכך שבגלל גיל ההתבגרות הוא ממש נבהל ממיניות אבל נו באמת מה אני אמורה לעשות בסיטואציה שהוא גומר כל פעם מחדש בסדינים?

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Hey, Habibi I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but we'll work on it.

I can give my Bayonet Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

BOOM- That was the end of grandma. My blast of ♥♥♥ was so powerful in her old squishy grape ♥♥♥♥♥ that she stood no chance. Her entire body blasted off the top of the Grand Canyon like a bottle rocket and I let my fire hose continue blasting. Down she fell, screaming in everlasting joy as she enjoyed her last orgasm before splatting on the ground like a tomato.

🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL N!GGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL N!GGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL N!GGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯

HAHA keep talking ♥♥♥♥ about weebs...kiddo...enjoy your normie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life with your 3D women who are going to cheat on you with chads...they will take all ur money and run. lmfao whose the loser now??

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♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterrace!!!!

Loud and Great like a ♥♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥♥

nice VAC there buddy

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YOU

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “you mah ♥♥♥♥♥”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for your homey,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for your bottom ♥♥♥♥♥,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the ♥♥♥♥♥ you ride with and you die with

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘you mah ♥♥♥♥♥’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a true ♥♥♥♥♥.

+rep! Fast good trader :)

doge/10 would bang again mlg 420 noscope

+rep