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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:10pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:22pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:05pm



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.