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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 8:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 7:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 10:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 2:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:15am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 8:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:29am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 8:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 2:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 12:55pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 6:29am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:26am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 8:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 2:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 4:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 1:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 2:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 7:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 7:43am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 1:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 1:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 5:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 1:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 3:51am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 6:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 3:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 9:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 10:32am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 7:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 2:19am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 10:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 5:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 4:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 12:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 10:59am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 9:58am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 10:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 6:27am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 11:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 11:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 10:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 5:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 5:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 9:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 7:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 6:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2022 @ 10:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 1:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 12:44pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:33am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 6:31am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 2:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 11:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:54am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 4:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 3:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 2:46am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:47am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:11am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 5:12am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 3:35am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 9:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 11:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 10:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:10am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 11:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 12:03am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 12:01am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 2:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 6:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 11:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 12:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:00am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 6:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 10:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 11:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 10:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 5:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 4:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 1:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 2:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 6:37am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:20am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 10:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 8:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 4:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 12:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 1:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 3:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 10:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 9:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 7:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 4:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 10:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 2:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 6:55am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 10:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 9:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 6:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 10:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 4:58am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:27pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 9:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 4:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2022 @ 12:46am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2022 @ 12:46am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 6:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 9:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 9:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 3:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 12:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 11:15am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 6:26am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:49am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 6:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 6:48pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:04am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:04am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:04am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:05am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:05am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:05am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 5:22am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 5:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 12:15pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 7:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 11:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:00am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 5:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 10:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 4:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 11:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 8:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 6:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 9:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 8:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 9:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 11:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 2:25am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 7:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2022 @ 1:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 5:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 4:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 11:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 1:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 3:23am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 11:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2022 @ 8:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 12:23am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2022 @ 8:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 6:41am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 4:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 5:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 3:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 5:53am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 11:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:26am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2022 @ 12:41am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 3:04am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 1:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 10:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 8:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 5:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 5:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:10pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 9:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 9:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 10:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 12:34am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 12:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 8:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 5:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 12:01am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2022 @ 8:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 3:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 11:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 2:52pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:11am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 2:26am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 9:33am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 8:55am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 2:15am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 2:41am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 2:07am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:57am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 7:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 3:34am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 11:13am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 1, 2023 @ 2:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 1:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:03am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 6:55am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 7:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 6:41am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 12:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 11:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 10:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 11:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 3:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 7:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 12:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 3:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 12:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 7:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 5:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 4:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 10:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 9:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:04am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 7:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 8:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 12:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 8:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 12:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 7:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 3:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 6:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2022 @ 8:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 6:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 1:11am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 2:07am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 9:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:13am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 3:23am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2022 @ 10:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 6:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 10:00am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 8:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 5:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 3:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 1:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:03am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 11:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 12:39am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 8:14am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 9:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 7:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 7:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 8:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 11:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 12:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 1:34am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 8:14am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2023 @ 4:17am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 8:07pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 8:04am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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