A group of crows is called a murder. Why? Go outside and find out...

I don't even need to scare you this year. Nothing is scarier than being a dad with two kids hopped up on sugar when it's already passed their bedtime.

Me reading out a spellbook - "The witches curse can only be applied to those who read this comment". Welp, guess we're boned.

What do you think would be scarier? Standing in front of a crowd and completely forgetting what you had to say OR a serial killer who uses nothing but a rusty fork as his weapon. On second thought, don't answer that, you just considered both options, and that's far scarier than either! HA GOT YOU!

EGAD! I missed last year's spooky comment... or was I... DEAD? No, I missed it. Sorry.

Fear the reaper. He gets irrational this time of year.