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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:54am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 15 @ 12:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:24am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:43pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked May 13 @ 4:51pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:36pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:36am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:04am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:26pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:12am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:30am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:56am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:52pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:03pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:04am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:36pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:17pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 15 @ 11:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:02am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 14 @ 4:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:26pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:25pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:24am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:11am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:29am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 9 @ 10:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 13 @ 5:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 8:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 4:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 10:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 9:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 15 @ 11:29am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 14 @ 11:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 12 @ 1:49pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 13 @ 8:28pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 12 @ 2:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 8:27pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:05pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 4:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:36pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 5:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 15 @ 1:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9 @ 2:55pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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