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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:53am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:40am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:07am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:39am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:05am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:46am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:15am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:24am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:36am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:59am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:41am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:43am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:33am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:43am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:49am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:19am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:47am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:43pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:46am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:32am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:01am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:34am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:03am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:48am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:51am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:31am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:20am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 12:00am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:47am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:53am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 9:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28 @ 1:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 6:19am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 2:46am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 2:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Aug 20 @ 1:17pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 2:20pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 23 @ 10:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 10 @ 1:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:44am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:19am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:47am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:14am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 4 @ 11:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:26am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:57am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:40am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:03am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:38pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 1:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:06am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:34am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:03pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:48am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:28am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:12am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:09am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:37am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:42am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:56am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 9:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:37am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:33am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:09am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:15pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:40am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:03am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:17am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:49am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:49am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:39am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:53am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:25am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:05am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:50am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:40am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:41am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 2:20am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 2:20am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:23am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:44am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:05am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:13pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:48am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 4:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 12:32pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 5:10pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 16 @ 3:17am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 9:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29 @ 7:48pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 11:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:09am



D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.