Entity
 
 
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 1926-2022 may she rest in peace
Funny things friends said
Big Booty Biscuits - Aaron

"its practical in stab stab stab"-arctic
proceeds to make stabbing noises
"It takes me forever to get it out" - Artic

go be a FAST BOI!!- Belle

i dont know what to cook and now my day is ruined, therefore i demand entertainment - bunny hop

canonically the size of a finger, this particular entity likes to roam your house at night and knock things to the floor. remember to leave out a glass of milk every night should you find this gremlin entity in your home, as it will quell his thirst for violence.

temporarily. - Bunny Hop


what happens when a leaf falls of a tree? You know what happens when a leaf falls of a tree - Cat

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? - Declan
bro i never felt this sad since mia khalifa got married - Declan
Kweput when you can't change the woman change the woman - declan
brooo it's not hentai brooooooooo,it's entei brooooo. a legendary pokemon broooooo - Declan

One day we will be able to fu ck 2ds! - Doc
if you go to the restaurant bring your own prepackaged kimchi - Doc

"I am like an Alzheimer's patient I remember stuff randomly" - Entity
"I ♥♥♥♥ my pants"- entity
"Chin up king chin up" - li
"a a a, 89, wait who am i talking to" - Julius in CSGO
"please dont pee and poo it scares my children" - entity
"do the chicken" -titty


so be home if u wanna go home - Elnish
u a real weetard , n u need to get a weefund- Elnish

lmao pro - Firebooble
Firenoodle: Goes off on how americans and canadians eat and how that effects his valorant
Lesbichu: Its gonna snow next week
I have 40 Ice cream in the fridge and its like sucking your ♥♥♥♥ but better - Firebooble
"You ever play stranger things? No, strange wife? No life is strange, yes" - Firebooble
"Smok-ed fish" - Firenoodle
"Do you work for the police?" - Firebooble
"What is purple east?" - Li
"Do they think they can sexually assualt me"- Firebooble
"You look so pretty today" - quip
"No I am wake up now My hair look like dinosaur my face look like china" - Firebooble reply
"I don't have anymore ID or Passport anymore, I'm Immigrant" - Firenoodle
" OBLIVION SAID YOU WERE B BUT YOU WERE C" - Firenoodle
"I hate alcohol" - firenoodle

"We broke them financially" - Josh
"Dude he is covering his ass" -Josh
That makes alot of impact - Josh"
"My balls will not be useful" - Josh
"Im not retired im retarded" josh

Entity please- Ken
God da mm Mountain Man Is lying - Ken

FAN IT SLAVE - Kweput
I dunno, I dont have a pee pee - Kweput

OooOOoOooOo - Leo

I cry my brain fry - Li
omg bro I would so eat that dog I hate it so much, I hate small dogs so much they think they are so dangerous - Li 2021
Julius : repeat after me "i killed a man"
Li : I killed a man *outloud*
Julius: HEADPHONES HEADPHONES - Li
coconut chicken x3 yuh yuh -li
"I forgot to pick an agent" - Li
"no, youre best friends with this shmid guy" - Li
"I thought you picked an asian when you were born" - Julius
"Plant the gun" - Li in CSGO
"for someone thats named "w" all im seeing is Ls" -Li

"Do you like Monkey Balls" - Lima

"do you have a "D"?.. do you have an ass?" -nao
"Long time no seed" Nao


You see that fire, that's where I died- nat (in a texan accent)
Ahh yes I'm cheap and I like to torture myself - nat
I MEANT ♥♥♥♥- Nat
My pp will find you- Nat
So basically I was kidnapped and put into a mafia fam- Nat
Badabing Badabom you come with me- Nat
Feel it Julius feel it - nat
Don't sit on me Autumn I will throw you - Nat
"I will karate chop you autumn" - Nat
"My government wants to be quirky" - Nat
"Bro you're so quirky, haha mee" - Siggy boi
"Bro big up" - Siggy boi
"Leg up??" - Nat
"I never been this hard in my life" - Nat
"i need the orgasm ion need that" -nat
"Nat: I think I may have arthritis
Julius: I know your specs"
"My favorite skin is foreskin" - Nat
"Bro changed his ethinicity" - Nat
"Is it like onlyfans but only sniff" - Nat to sigh
"Bring me a woman" - Nat

am I just the gremlin child running on coffee and spite you and lesbian picked up - obliVion
"♥♥♥♥♥ IM A VENDING MACHINE" - Oblivion
"Entity was chasing I blow hoe"- Oblivion
"Wait no mom's rich" - Oblivion
"just abuse it" -Oblivion
"So everything else is abusable?" - Oblivion
"E G G beater oh wait egg" - Oblivion
"auntie oblivion will teach you how to make and smuggle meth
cause thats what my geography teacher taught me" - oblvion
"It sounds like nat and you should go bang bang in bang bang" - Oblivion
"it can take its silly little maple tree leave and shove it up their red and white as" - Oblivion
"I am the one and only magic man" - Oblivion

"For legal reasons how old are you" - Quip

you'll put it inside :smirk: - Potatatatata
if you were a loaf of bread id put a weirner in you- Potatatatata

"My rings are ringing" - Rey
"I'll help you buy her" - Rey
You said i farted, even though i was laughing
You are saying my laugh sounds like i am farting - rey
But i cant be a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ like entity- rey
"If I like someone and they don't make me feel like the same way as a Chase Atlantic song does then they aren't worth it" - rey
"ooo the witcher, now im gonna go to sleep bye!" - Rey
Rey: Put some songs on
Entity: Do you wanna hear daddy issues?
Rey: Nah I dont have any today
"Early worm catches the egg" - Rey
"Its not like I go cutting other people's buns"- rey
"This man's voice has me on my knees" - Rey
Entity:Im gonna call my dad
Rey: In the game??
Entity:???? In the game???

I cannot korean, I would die -Shin
I am the cake master yes! - Shin

Entity so BIG the clap of his buttcheeks keep alerting the CTs - Sigh
i think youre alive on pure caffine - Sigh
Cockis Khan to tek- Sigh
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commie cox sucker" - Sigh
"I've heard alot about you" - Sigh
"how are you from?" - CSGO guy
"yes thank you for asking" - Saeh in CSGO
"schmid" - Saeh in CSGO
" Hi " - Li
"ILL ONE TAP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE LIL ♥♥♥♥♥" - Sigh
"Bruh I feel like a bad ♥♥♥♥♥ right now" - Sigh
"That's how long they are supposed to be" - Sigh
"Mfs just tryna be quirky ong ong fr" - sigh
"I will eat your knees"- Sigh
"wow piece of ♥♥♥♥ 'made in china' russian didnt even reply to me on steam" - sigh
"🫶 how do you do super ultra idol sister valorant radiant csgo global elite sister sparky" sigh to sparky

Paimon is not emergency food! - Sparky
You got yourself a fine woman- Sparky
"I am not even a man" - Sparky
"you are a great big brother and mother:D" - Sparky to sigh
"Gonna light up this hell hole" - Sparky
"I hate people" - Sparky
"Yes, Yum. Yum." - Sparky
"If I am eating or drinking something that means I am eating or drinking something" - Sparky

"ill be your ♥♥♥♥♥ if you gimme nitro <3" - Tek
I know you are a one time guy - Tek
why your ping in cairo - tek
Can you give me kiss??-TEK
stop putting what other people say as your status - Tek
"We gonna eat entity alive with some sphagetti and meatballs" tek

dont touch a horses dong - Tony
Natalo in the squado - Tony
"You're such a gangster you're making gun noises" - Tony
"You broke my chest plate you fat ♥♥♥♥♥" - Tony
"Literally he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of his armpits" - Tony
"I hate people" - Tony
"Good ♥♥♥♥ sparko, no more retardo" Tony
"is that why he wants to be a terriorst? - Tony
"Imma hit you with a rainbow, Imma call you gay" - Tony
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was 7 years old before you were born" -Tony
"I got killed by a rock? ♥♥♥♥ nature! I thought we were supposed to respect nature, ♥♥♥♥ nature!" - Tony
"Bro we got killed by jesus" - Tony
"Imma ♥♥♥♥ myself and rub my ♥♥♥♥ on your bed" Tony to Nat
"You smell like sumo ♥♥♥♥ ya feel me" - Tony
"I had five teammates and I am one of them" - Tony
"Help me God" - Tony
"If someone ♥♥♥♥♥ with me, imma nut in there face. No gun ♥♥♥♥, nut ♥♥♥♥." - Tony
"They don't allow thick people -
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Morgin Jurkoff Wahlkerburg May 12 @ 2:04pm 
legend
saeh Feb 19, 2023 @ 4:14am 
+rep is funky monkey
Firenoodle Feb 19, 2023 @ 3:40am 
-rep is black
Maus erschrak Nov 17, 2022 @ 7:18pm 
+rep friendly player ^^
saeh Nov 17, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
Insane P90 player, very funny/friendly. much love +rep
RAKE$HBRO Jul 7, 2022 @ 8:42am 
Thanks for the trade :Buttons:rep