Recent reviews by ♛ EMPEROR

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Game is leaving the store fairly soon, don't miss out on it, fellow collectors!

The UI is pretty dry and could use a rework, but the game itself is fairly straight forward.

Please more content!

The collisions are diabolical, but the game itself is pretty fun (so far).

Pretty sad this game got removed.

I may need a new keyboard by the time I reach 1.000.000 inputs and I will gladly risk it just to see that cute kitten smash its paws against my screen.

Positive things first: The story is surprisingly complex and the game is nowhere near as bad as social media suggested ( seriously, I have seen worse that no one has talked about yet ). I also see the game more as a fever dream simulator in which the protagonist asserts dominance in some sort of "power fantasy". There is also a "soft" way of completing the game by raising the "Lust" score rather than "Dominance".

Negative things now: The game itself has some rather questionable moments that don't need to be mentioned here. Additionally, the game also actively encourages the player to choose more ... extreme options, indicating that the game is called "No Mercy" for a reason. The scenes also seemed more like a live render of a Blender scene ( if yk yk ), which made even my high-end setup cough a lot at times.

Lastly, I'd like to clarify that while this isn't a game I'd actively recommend to regular gamers, the extreme hate this game received wasn't justified in my opinion. I am against NSFW games on Steam in general, but I'm leaving a positive review for this one because mostly people who didn't even own nor try out the game themselves were hating the most, which I find unfair towards the devs in any case.

Red Ball, but with extra steps.

This game has nothing good I could talk about.

The controls are trash, the physics are trash, the level of effort put into this "game" is below bedrock.

Not bad, but lack of content (e.g. different "enemies", rewards, leaderboards, upgrades, ...).
It's just gameplay, no reason to keep playing after having given it a try once.

The core idea of the game is good, but it's very repetitive.

Pretty unrealistic - half-naked women would never run towards me so eagerly.