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9:18 PM - Pile of Glowing Glasses: Do it and you're hot
Teach them? Let me tell you, pretty lady, these things are so damn smart you don’t have to teach them a thing.Think dogs are clever fetching sticks, right? Ha, wrong!
♥♥♥♥ fetch, these little demons can paint, juggle, and engage you in...lengthy conversation.
Don’t like the look of them? That’s ok! This little beasty here can assume any form; it can be a kitten, a horse, a snake baby, your mother crying. It can even be, a second you!
Think about it! A doppelgänger companion can fill in for you at work. Go to your nephew’s christening on your behalf. Or even tag team your wife with you, it’s all good.
Whoa-a! Jeez! Aand – Uhm – as a special offer, the first 50 are absolutely free. There you go! Goodbye!