Thus spake the master programmer:
"Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will
be productive."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
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UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.
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There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
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If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Robin Hood
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Someone is speaking well of you.
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love, n.:
When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
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UFOs are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
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