eBmoZ
I fucking suck
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Hi, my name is barnyard303 and this is my confession.

2500 hrs and Im terrified of going down ladders.

I try to avoid going popdog as Im not entirely sure ill make it without falling, esp if trying to not make sound. Heaven on nuke as well, just incase I have to get back down the ladder.

You know how how dogs can smell fear and react differently? Well Im pretty sure CSGO ladders can sense im nervous and try to ♥♥♥♥ me up. Not all the time, just regularly enough to crush my confidence. They wont do this in an offline map, only when pressure is on.

I feel better that Ive shared this with others. None of my friends/fam know the shame I secretly carry with me.

Thankyou for listening.
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Fentmaxxer Dec 14, 2023 @ 5:56am 
buddy just immigrated from zynnbabwe, needs to be deported back to ciggy island
Fentmaxxer Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:44am 
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
Fentmaxxer Apr 23, 2022 @ 10:42am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.
Chugar Jun 25, 2017 @ 7:24pm 
How do you guys convince your roommates not to move your freezer spoons when they need space for their normie ♥♥♥♥ in the freezer? You know, freezer spoons, the spoons you keep in your freezer so you can come in from a hot summer day and hold your balls in a nice chilly spoon and cool down. How do you keep your roommates from taking them out of the freezer?
Chugar Jun 25, 2017 @ 7:23pm 
If you think that you can come into my house in the middle of the night, sneak and creep up the stairs into my room where I sleep, pull the sheets off of my bed exposing me nude, and put Mexican Style Spicy Hot Sauce™ down my weenie hole, if you think you can do that, we're not gonna be good friends you and me. We're not gonna be very good friends becasue of the part where you put the hot sauce into my weenie hole. That's the part that I don't like.
TheAncientMilk Jun 15, 2017 @ 1:55pm 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYWtVRHx7o