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person0707 Sep 24, 2020 @ 8:05pm 
I met him, about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but this guy.

I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother him, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So he put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. +REP
AtomicPotato Aug 22, 2020 @ 3:11pm 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or ♥♥♥♥ torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]
person0707 Mar 3, 2020 @ 7:09pm 
Billie Ellish 🙎🏼‍♀️is 18 🔞years old now🤭, y'all 🤠 know what that means 😳🤭. Yes, she's now legaly 👮‍♂️allowed to operate the 2019 Viper🐍 Rt80 8000lb Air🌬 Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck 🚛... That is of course if she acquires the proper certification... 😳
Gurbaflurb Aug 13, 2019 @ 11:57am 
The King Of Foreskins

For his daughter's hand in marriage, King Saul wanted no less than one hundred Philistine foreskins. David, really wanting to become a son-in-law to the powerful king, took his men and killed enough Philistines to bring back TWO HUNDRED foreskins! David counted then all in front of the king. As promised, he was awarded the princess!
Gurbaflurb Aug 13, 2019 @ 11:55am 
Is having daughters the ultimate c uck?
I canot think or comprehend of anything more c ucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, etc. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually f uck her every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who marries her. He gets to fu ck her tight p ussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL c uck. Think about it logically
person0707 Aug 12, 2019 @ 2:47pm 
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us, the birds work for the bourgeoisie.
karvainen Jul 25, 2019 @ 8:16am 
         What did the pedofile say to the police officer?
 
 
 
 
           It was just a minor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incident.
person0707 May 13, 2019 @ 3:10pm 
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there."

"Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."

"We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief."

"Shut up back there!"
WAVSVN Mar 23, 2019 @ 8:07pm 
Auschwitz was just the worlds biggest hotbox change my mind
person0707 Mar 12, 2019 @ 8:54pm 
My daughter told me she now identifies as gender fluid and I was fine with it. It was getting cold out so I turned on the heater, now she's become gender gas and can't return to her liquid form. Any ideas on how I can get her back to normal?
Gurbaflurb Feb 28, 2019 @ 10:05am 
I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, which was also a river. Her genital region was exposed dimly. It had the appearance of a thick mane of hair. She was stroking herself absentmindedly. She walked over to me with a handful of pubic hair compacted into something resembling a large artist's paintbrush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm several times to deflect her hand. Finally, unwilling to hurt her or interfere with her any further, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush gently and said, like a child, isn't it soft?
person0707 Jan 7, 2019 @ 4:05pm 
συγχωρήστε τα αγγλικά, είμαι Ρωσία.i έρχονται για να μελετήσουν τα είδη ένδυσης και μόδας στο αμερικανικό πανεπιστήμιο. Είμαι εδώ λίγος χρόνος και είμαι πολύ σκληρό άγχος. είμαι γκέι επίσης και αυτό είναι πολύ δύσκολο για μένα, είμαι πολύ θρησκεία πρόσωπο. ποτέ δεν ενεργώ για να είμαι ομοφυλόφιλος με άλλους άνδρες πριν. αλλά αφού είμαι στην Αμερική 6 εβδομάδες είμαι ο φίλος μου μαζί είναι γκέι επίσης. Μου έδειξε αμερικανική μόδα και έπειτα είμαστε φιλί.
HOWZIT Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:10pm 
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HOWZIT Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..
HOWZIT Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:04pm 
SlapANut
The art of taking ones hand and jack slapping the crap out of ones testicles
Did you see Dave take his hand and totally slapanut?
I Shoot Fat Ropes Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:03pm 
-rep fast not





The idea that sucking ♥♥♥♥ is demeaning has always baffled me. I find it incredibly empowering. I'm taking the most sensitive part of your body, possibly even the part that's post important to you, and putting it in my mouth. Between my teeth. The part of my body that was designed to tear and grind and destroy and prepare food for digestion. And instead of using that incredible power to do you harm, which I could very easily do, I'm going to use it to give you incredible pleasure. One of the most enjoyable experiences a human being can have, an orgasm. How does that not make me a benevolent Goddess? I'm taking your life (♥♥♥♥) in my hands (mouth) and making it beautiful for you. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ channeling Aphrodite over here and that's supposed to be demeaning?
HOWZIT Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:02pm 
are you aware they did surgery on a grape?
HOWZIT Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:01pm 
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!



person0707 Dec 6, 2018 @ 10:00pm 
+rep FAST
AtomicPotato Sep 10, 2018 @ 1:35pm 
Ok! That is it! This is the final straw! I’ve had it with all you frickin’ trolls and all you frickin’ haters and all you frickin sonic fan fricks. You guys are the ones that ruined sonic for everyone! Cant you see that? What the frick! Asking for all this fricking garbage- why do we need Sonic Adventure 3? Why do we need Sonic Heroes 3? Cant we have a 3D classic sonic game for crying out frickin loud! You guys killed the sonic series all you frickin fan fricks and your frickin fantasies spewed out at you by frickin poo merchants!!! [breathing heavily] and now- and now I bet by now that SEGA has got a freakin Sonic Adventure 3 in development with sonic team because you frickin fricks can’t ever, be quenched. Your fantasies can’t ever be quenched- can they? You frickin fricks. When will you learn.. when will you learn that your actions have consequences!? You guys keep on asking for Sonic Adventure 3! You’re ruining the sonic series- hasn’t it already suffered enough!?
Punished "FJ" 76 Feb 27, 2018 @ 3:10pm 
Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated Christmas, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my presents. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Santa Clause, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Santa Clause.
person0707 Dec 12, 2017 @ 2:13pm 
The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.
We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.
Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.
HOWZIT Nov 12, 2017 @ 1:39pm 
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hungerkopf Jul 5, 2017 @ 8:38pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you so hard my stiff ♥♥♥♥ poked through your worthless pathetic mouth as yellow puss mixed with blood flowed from your cheek. You bit your like with sexual lust that you had an ulcer for 3 years. In those 3 years i kept you in my basement and fed you salt and only let you drink hot water. The chains were already covered with the blood of my previous victim that did me wrong. You only source of entertainment was the sound of water dripping, the sound of your shackles and the occasional rape that came evey 5 days when i grew tired of my wifes and daughters, their blood was still on my ♥♥♥♥ as i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the ass.
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HOWZIT Jun 8, 2017 @ 8:17pm 
I was as ready as you can be when you don't know what to expect. I didn't have to wait long. I felt is ♥♥♥♥ twitch, I knew the signal. Suddenly a hard shot of ♥♥♥ hit my tongue followed by more. The first was so hard it hit the back of my mouth. I kept sucking him, feeling another two race over my lapping tongue. Mark was almost shouting as he filled my mouth with his seed. I could taste it now. Salty, earthy, I'm not sure if I'd like it without the fun of satisfying another man attached to the taste. But it was the taste of my best friend and I loved it for that. Mark stopped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I gave a few final licks and let him out of my mouth. I stood up and he was still panting. Now it was really awkward time. The horniness was gone.
person0707 Apr 24, 2017 @ 10:15pm 
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Punished "FJ" 76 Apr 9, 2017 @ 12:43pm 
Solar panels on spacecraft supply power for two main uses:

power to run the sensors, active heating, cooling and telemetry.
power for spacecraft propulsion -- electric propulsion, sometimes called solar-electric propulsion.[3]
For both uses, a key figure of merit of the solar panels is the specific power (watts generated divided by solar array mass), which indicates on a relative basis how much power one array will generate for a given launch mass relative to another. Another key metric is stowed packing efficiency (deployed watts produced divided by stowed volume), which indicates how easily the array will fit into a launch vehicle. Yet another key metric is cost (dollars per watt).[4]
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person0707 Dec 27, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
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Dec 18, 2016 @ 8:01pm 
my mother is dead you inconsiderate ♥♥♥
Bob Ross is a Magician Dec 18, 2016 @ 7:12pm 
this is ur mother speaking to you. kill your self.
Punished "FJ" 76 Nov 30, 2016 @ 11:24am 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
I Shoot Fat Ropes Nov 27, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
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I Shoot Fat Ropes Nov 27, 2016 @ 12:41pm 
:revolving_hearts:Daddy:revolving_hearts: be nimble:walking::skin-tone-2: Daddy be quick:runner::skin-tone-2::dash: Daddy has a rock:moyai: hard ♥♥♥♥ :eggplant::heart_eyes:! 1️⃣cummy:sweat_drops: 2️⃣cummy:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: 3️⃣cummy:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: 4️⃣:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:! Daddy ♥♥♥♥:sweat_drops: so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more:see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil:! Ghost cummy:ghost::sweat_drops: Ghost cummy:ghost::sweat_drops: don't be scared:x::confounded::x:! There's always more cummies:sweat_drops::tongue: that can be shared:two_men_holding_hands:! Daddy makes me :cloud:squishy:cloud: Daddy makes me :droplet:wet:droplet:Daddy treats me like his little pet:cat2::poodle::dog2:! Send this to 69 :100:TRUE:100: Daddy's or else you'll :no_entry_sign:never:no_entry_sign: get any cummies:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: again :frowning::flushed::sunglasses:‼️
Punished "FJ" 76 Nov 16, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
The theory of relativity was thought up by Albert Einstein in 1905, he theorized that time and distance can’t be measured absolutely, but only had meaning when measured relative to something. All motion is relative and measurements of motion (and space & time) make no sense unless we are told what they are being measured relative to. The two theories are the Special theory of relativity (1905) how space and time are interwoven and the general theory of relativity (1915) the effects of gravity on space and time.
syd Oct 8, 2016 @ 12:20am 
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Oct 4, 2016 @ 12:55am 
YEA 💯 MY ♥♥♥♥ 😎🍆 SMALL 🙀😼💁🏻BUT 😛🍑 YOU KNOW 🤔👀 WHATS EVEN 😩😏🙈 SMALLER??? 😈😱😰 MY WILL TO LIVE 🗣👦🏻😎👌😜
Gurbaflurb Sep 18, 2016 @ 2:42pm 
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
I Shoot Fat Ropes Aug 21, 2016 @ 7:14pm 
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