1. Don't

nah jk
1. Comment your reason to add me, even if we've met in-game
2. Your profile is public (at least to friends)

90% of people who add me don't even read this, at least you're not one of em.
There's a highly likely chance you will be denied, unless a good reason is given, and I may still purge friends in future unless I have a good reason to keep them around.


I don't currently accept group invites.

Youtube
Twitter
Patreon [www.patreon.com]
Ko-Fi [ko-fi.com]
Trade Offer
My Furry site [dexblueberry.xyz]
My non-furry site [ducklife9000.xyz]
My Senpai

(alright you can stop reading this now)


(Yes I know it's spelt "about")
Name: (Just call me Dex)
Age: Old enough.
Sex: Male (lol duh)
Country: UK
Interests: Retro/Chiptune stuff
Favorite games: Overwatch, Super Animal Royale, Deep Rock Galactic (Last updated 12th December 2022)
TF2 Main Class: Soldier, Pyro, Demoman
do u rp?: no



"His hat is bigger than my future"
"bummy for the cummy"
"dic‌‌‎ks out for doggo"
"You speak of good fortune, I'm going to stick my hand in your butt."
"RED ROCKET RED ROCKET MAKE RED ROCKET SHOOT DOGGY MILK"
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle there's cummie in my bummie."
" Maxi lemme cu‌‌‎m in you ❤️"
"we can do it in front of duck"
- Kadamono 2016

"im hungry" "(for di- food i mean)"
- Sizzle <3 2017

"Have you heard about the computer that had cancer?"
"It was terminal"
- iUodium 2017

""Poundland""
"Did you mean: my bedroom"
- Printendo 2017

(gifted him "Fidget Spinner" game)
"this game depresses me"
"imma complete the game for you"
"your money wont go to waste it will go twards me ending my life"
- The Shrek Dango 2017

"bros before hoes"
"people didn't want to mess with me, because I knew how to unplug a pc"
- zCrimsy 2018

travellerTTT : hitler did nothing wrong
Kreos ❤ : he ended his own killstreak

(F2P gets revenge on me)
mateja2006legenda : suck my co‌‌‎ck red pyeo

FC stands for Thanos Car
- Acai [twitch.tv] 2018




"Making videogames is fu‌‌‎cking hard." -Shigeru Miyamoto


Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology.
Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.


http://i.imgur.com/t90Jq7I.png


̙̲͚͙͓̟̘͎̑ͥ̅̾̐̊͑͝͏͋ ̸̩̣̬̲̳̔̊͐͊ ̲̞̜̠̭̜̞̞̓̂̍̈́̿̉́͢͝͞ ̠ ̪ ͑҉̢͇̦̻̳ ̶̴̛͈̰̯̓̉ͭ̎̆͒̾ͭ͜͢ͅ ̨̟͊ͨͨ͒̚ ̣̄҉̶̢̹̟̘̹́͒ͪ́̾̔ͣ͋ ̞̬̩̤͚̭̊͌̋̎́̈̓̒͊͡ ̙̍͟ ̧̥͓̖̭̉͝ ̶͔͈̻̲̊ͬ̏̀͆ͣ̍͘ ̸̢̡̡̧̛͓͕̏̽̿̈̚͜ ̢̖̺̥̘ͦ̀͏̏̋͢ ̣̼͓͚͇͎̲͎̘͑̏͋ͯ́̔̀͗ͤ͘͞ ̸͓̼̼̺̖̮̤ͯ̿̓́̄̾ͨ͆͆ͭ̕ ̴̢̗ͩ̓̉͒ͮ̕ ̝ͧ ̬̱̲͇͂̈ ͖̖̘͂͋ͅ͏̶̛͕͕ͩ̌̈̚̚͢ ͕̪͙ͦͨ̌͘͞͡ ̡̲̇̕͝ ̨̢͔̳̳̐̀̕̚͡ ̨̩̎ͫͮ̑ ̵̧̗͇̤͂͗̽͋́ͬͤ̑ͩ͡͝ ̨҉̙̮͎ͨͣ̂͟

What did the prehistoric compressed file say?
rar


http://i.imgur.com/HnsjJ4G.png




There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky
/music plays


"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same."


"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh‌‌‎it."


http://i.imgur.com/ZFry329.gif


"Don't be a dummy, C‌‌‎um on her tummy." [www.jokes4us.com]


Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.


If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?


I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to?
He said “This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!”
“Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?”
“See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.”


"You are the cu‌‌‎mshot I should've swallowed"


"I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriends Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie"


"Dutch is like speaking German whilst giving a blowjob."


"I'm not in my closet, my fursuit is."


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.


You can't spell nudes without "U send"


"Razorback, meet Diamondback!"


"Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection!"


"What do you call a Goofy blowjob?"
"hyucc"


Roses are red, violets are blue
Unregistered Hypercam 2


I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills.


The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi