A fellow trucker

burger

NOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!!

I genuinely cannot control myself around cornbread.

I don't have it often, but I don't know what it is. I just have to eat so much of it. It tastes so good. The consistency is perfect. It's just the best food ever.

And don't even get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on Cornbread Toaster Tops. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They're like cornbread pancakes! You're supposed to heat them up but I literally just eat them right out the box. They're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. I've had four of these (the size of a mini pancake) as well as a piece of cornbread in the last 12 hours.

My parents don't know I'm the one who eats all the cornbread. I don't think they'd care, as no one else eats it, but I don't think they'd buy any cornbread. The only time we get some is once every few months, which is when I indulge. Other than that I rarely ever eat cornbread.

I'm helpless around cornbread. Lock your drawers.

stop that. NOW

GRRRRRRRRR
LET ME SWEAR!!!